1. Stay in Canton, quit academe, and raise chickens.
2. Find a million dollars under a rock, enroll in SLU as a student, and take whatever course Danielle is offering that involves reading about "Sluts in utopia and the future of radical sex."
3. Apply for one of these jobs:
- THE UNIVERSITY OF WESTERN ONTARIO, London, Ontario, ethics
- UNIVERSITY OF NORTH FLORIDA, Jacksonville, FL., either race and gender theory or environmental ethics
- CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, Sacramento, applied and professional ethics
- BROOKLYN COLLEGE CUNY, Brooklyn, NY., ethics, bioethics
- SARAH LAWRENCE COLLEGE, Bronxville, NY. philosophy of science
- UNIVERSITY AT ALBANY (SUNY), Albany, NY., applied ethics
- UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT, Burlington, VT., open
- WHEATON COLLEGE, Norton, MA. Ethical Theory and Applied Ethics
- GEORGE MASON UNIVERSITY, Fairfax, VA. AOS: Bioethics, ethics.
- YORK COLLEGE OF PENNSYLVANIA, York, PA, Ethical theory and applied ethics
- ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY, Tempe, AZ., Philosophy of biology/epistemology
- CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, FRESNO, Fresno, CA., Phil sci, with an interest in developing a critical thinking program
- CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, LONG BEACH, Long Beach, CA. A Ethics, Applied Ethics, and Political Philosophy.
- PACIFIC UNIVERSITY, Forest Grove, OR., Ethical theory and applied ethics
- SANTA CLARA UNIVERSITY, Santa Clara, CA., Philosophy of Science, with some expertise in Technology and normative issues in Technology desirable.
- CARLETON UNIVERSITY, Ottawa, ONTARIO, Canada. moral, social, and political philosophy. Those whose work engages issues in public policy are especially encouraged to apply.