Rob needs a job

Jobs for Philosophers is out. There are, apparantly, 340 jobs for philosophers available in North America right now. So here are some career options for me.

1. Stay in Canton, quit academe, and raise chickens.

2. Find a million dollars under a rock, enroll in SLU as a student, and take whatever course Danielle is offering that involves reading about "Sluts in utopia and the future of radical sex."

3. Apply for one of these jobs:

• THE UNIVERSITY OF WESTERN ONTARIO, London, Ontario, ethics


• UNIVERSITY OF NORTH FLORIDA, Jacksonville, FL., either race and gender theory or environmental ethics


• CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, Sacramento, applied and professional ethics


• BROOKLYN COLLEGE CUNY, Brooklyn, NY., ethics, bioethics


• SARAH LAWRENCE COLLEGE, Bronxville, NY. philosophy of science


• UNIVERSITY AT ALBANY (SUNY), Albany, NY., applied ethics


• UNIVERSITY OF VERMONT, Burlington, VT., open


• WHEATON COLLEGE, Norton, MA. Ethical Theory and Applied Ethics


• GEORGE MASON UNIVERSITY, Fairfax, VA. AOS: Bioethics, ethics.


• YORK COLLEGE OF PENNSYLVANIA, York, PA, Ethical theory and applied ethics


• ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY, Tempe, AZ., Philosophy of biology/epistemology


• CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, FRESNO, Fresno, CA., Phil sci, with an interest in developing a critical thinking program


• CALIFORNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, LONG BEACH, Long Beach, CA. A Ethics, Applied Ethics, and Political Philosophy.


• PACIFIC UNIVERSITY, Forest Grove, OR., Ethical theory and applied ethics


• SANTA CLARA UNIVERSITY, Santa Clara, CA., Philosophy of Science, with some expertise in Technology and normative issues in Technology desirable.


• CARLETON UNIVERSITY, Ottawa, ONTARIO, Canada. moral, social, and political philosophy. Those whose work engages issues in public policy are especially encouraged to apply.