Needs meme.

Via PZ Myers. Go to google and type "[your first name] needs" to find out what you need. This is what I need.

Rob needs your support and donations
Rob needs to first go public
Rob needs to get serious about living the Bible
Rob needs Net Clued Lawyer, urgently.
Rob Needs a Job.
Rob needs help badly!
Rob needs to realize that although conditions look similar, the laws are not.
Rob needs a refresher as to the meaning of perjury.
Of course Rob needs it, but whether he can take it is, obviously, quite another story.