I think I got all y'all beat for weirdness here.
1. Monkey taking a shit
2. female choose mate orgasms
3. FEMALE SEX INTERCOURSE PICS
4. Evangelicalism and fundementalism
5. human females
The all caps in 3 and the misspelling in 4 are from the original searches. That’s how people come here, by not knowing how to spell or use a keyboard. Moreover, I am the number 2 google result for "Monkey taking a shit"
I would also like to apologize to
6. Meghan Strell
7. Rhonda Danielle Egan
People searching for both of these names have wound up here. I am thus partially responsible for your unusual public image.