Conversation 1 (This was several months ago)
Molly: Have you noticed that this vein pops out on my boob when I'm nursing?
Me: No, I haven't on you, but I have noticed that vein on some of the other co-op moms who are nursing.
Molly: Other moms?
Me: Yeah: R., T.
Molly: Are you staring at my friends' boobs?
Me: No, no, I'm not staring! I just noticed!
Molly (Noticing that this window, from this post, is still open): Are you staring at Dr. B's naked torso?
Me: No, no I'm not staring! Someone left the window open.