Questions

How many people out there really need hourly updates of stock prices? And if you do need hourly updates of stock prices, why are you watching TV? Shouldn't you be at the office trading stocks?

Also, why does the rear light on my bicycle have four settings (flashing, solid, scrolling left to right, bouncing inside to outside)?

I just handed back a major assignment, graded and everything, after working late to finish it. So I'm feeling giddy this afternoon. Forgive me.