commodify me

This blog is a publically traded commodity, and no one even told me!

I am 70% owned by verbal chameleon who doesn't even link to me from their blog. You'd think they'd want to increase traffic here. The most recent post on Verbal C begins with the quote "I am the boy who can enjoy invisibility", which is apparantly from James Joyce, and not original to Kim Gordon. My share price is B$94.38, down from a recent high of B$162.67, but still above the feb 5 price of B$11.67.

Things could be much worse. I could be owned by Lubos Motl, a right-wing string theorist who just bought Dr. B