Caroline: Daddy, what if a bear ate me?
Me: I'd be sad.
Caroline: What if a bear ate me, but then I just got caught in its throat.
Me: Well, then I'd reach in and pull you out (szchoom!)
Caroline: What if a bear ate me, and I got stuck in his throat, but there was a latch on his mouth.
Me: Then I'd open the latch (flip!) and pull you out (szchoom!)
Caroline: What if a bear ate me, and I got stuck in his throat, but there was a latch with a lock on it.
Me: Then I'd call a locksmith (ring!) and he'd open the lock (pop!) and I'd open the latch (flip!) and pull you out (szchoom!)
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