Hey, I could be a white house speech writer!

Today we stand in the strength of our freedom in truth, united in victory. Our values are our liberty, and our honor is our pride. There are those who say we should slacken in the face of adversity. To them I say: Liberty. The American nipples will not soften, nor rest in the supple slackness of dispair, until the light of values shines pure over all nations. Our dream is our hope is our courage which will always be pure truth in the creator. God bless stand tall our mighty rubble in oil dollar freedom. Squiertz, fuxbuzdg. Goodnight.