Special Blog-Only Post Script to Sen. Clinton

Hillary, baby,

You know I love you. You know I'm with you in '08 or '12, or whenever. But you gotta do me a favor. It will help you too. I think it will, "energize your base," as they say. I want you to bitch slap nonviolently resist Rick Santorum. I don't mean that figuratively. Slap him. Upside the head. On C-Span. IT NEEDS TO BE DONE.

Love ya,

Rob